Jansen-Parkes posted the Shia 2.0 stat block on March 14, 2016, and it includes some of his deadliest moves. Well, if you’re hoping to capture the thrilling, bloody, and terrifying scenario that is fighting this monster of a man in your D&D campaign - or even in a one-shot for some friend who have seen the video - you’re in luck, because the good folks over at Winghorn Press have converted Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf into a CR 5 D&D monster. If you haven’t been one of the over 72 million views on this YouTube video, you’re in for a treat:
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No, this isn’t some fever dream it’s actually the opening lyric’s to Rob Cantor’s Shia LaBeouf, a 2014 musical performance that combines interpretive dancing, multiple choruses, a full band, and a harrowing tale of Holes actor Shia LaBeouf hunting you down and attempting to eat you.
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Hugh Grant, Sophia Lillis joining cast of 2022 Dungeons and Dragons movie.An open-world AAA Dungeons and Dragons video game is in the works.13 ways a character can be insta-killed in Dungeons and Dragons 5e.Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him… His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf.There’s no one around and your phone is dead. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg But you have won You have beaten Shia Labeouf Gnawing off your leg (Quiet, quiet) Limping toward the cottage (Quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf Sharpening an axe (Shia Labeouf) But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia Labeouf) You're sneaking up behind him Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Shia Labeouf Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush A-ha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf) He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia Labeouf) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf Living in the woods (Shia Labeouf) Killing for sport (Shia Labeouf) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf You're looking for your car But you're all turned around He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! He's following you About 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you! Shia Labeouf You're walking in the woods There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia Labeouf
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